I was in Boise Idaho a couple of weeks ago for a get together with some other white bread friends of mine. What? Normally I don't talk like that. Well, spend a day in your wayback machine (I use Southwest Airlines but any that fly there work) folks, strap in and relax because Boise Idaho is still living in the 1950's. It was fucking amazing.
I know why Larry Craig tapped his foot in the Minneapolis bathroom stall, he was hoping to conjure up a black person, there are none in his homestate.
While I was there, a right to life protest was going on downtown, so I quickly parked and joined the protest, I have not seen that many white headed men since Mitt Romney held a fund raiser at the Boston Masonic Lodge. It was unreal, during my talking to protesters who think that they, old white fat bald men in Boise, know what to do with a women's body I saw an amazing sign. It stated as follows.
"Martin Luther King was an idiat."
I had to talk to this specimen, so I approached him. I asked him if he had the right rally, he said "Oh yeah I do brother." I asked how the two were related, he told me that he was a member of Boise KKK and started talking about the Jena 6. I knew I had a winner.
I am all for the constitution, freedom of speech is important, but this guy can not even spell idiot. What are their 7 black people in Boise? What do the Boise KKK agendas look like? How can a racist biggot like this be allowed to represent the people of Boise? Here is a mock Boise KKK agenda.
1. Get the Johnson's
2. ?????
I repeat fucking people are amazing. I am officially appalled.
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