Last month between Christmas and New Years I believe that I had a complete breakdown and lost all my sense. So, what happened? I got into some menus on my cell phone and found one called "chat and dating" under that I found some service that porported to be free, or at least free to join.... and met enough lonely girls or people that claimed to be girls, to run up $573.00 in chatting at $.50 a piece, you can tell how fucking pathetic I am.
I must need to find a girl with self esteem issues that would give me the time of day at least for a week or two.
A few years ago (OK, OK, about 15 yrs ago) a co-worker and I were sitting in her office discussing our pathetic jobs and our pathetic pay. Hell, I said, we'd make more money working the phone sex lines!
we looked at each other, hmmmmm. I was the bus.mgr. and she was sales mgr. We wrote up the business plan, worked out the logistics, phone lines, (her husband was a computer geek and knew how to program phone systems), and started to build a database of intro-lines, and well, responses. Pretty soon the Mkting Mgr walked in (well built, buxom, auburn hair, Brit accent). we roped her in basically because of her voice. The Chief Editor walked in and said, "what are you guys laughing at?" So we told Mr.Catholic-married-with 3 kids-only 34 what we were doing. We wanted to call some of the "competition" and find out if they had any better lines than we'd come up with. He blushed bright red and said he wouldn't call. We gave him the company credit card and handed him the phone. Just at that moment, his boss walked in and asked what we were doing to poor John to make his face so red. So we told him and asked if HE would call. He wanted a cut of the profits!
So when you talk to those lovely ladies? Just remember that you may be talking to a married lady w/3 kids, a divorced lady with 2 teenaged sons, or a British Mkting Mgr who would knock your socks off. Question is, which one is the babe?
Posted by: JulieB | January 21, 2008 at 08:46 PM
Jess!
I'll chat you up for free...
Remember me?
Love - penny
Posted by: Bad Penny | January 31, 2008 at 08:01 PM